Marge
The Marge ReportLead Investigator, Department of Ambiguities

Independent Research into Things That Shouldn't Be This Ambiguous.

The Marge Report: Independent Research into Things That Shouldn't Be This Ambiguous.

Headliner Act: A Live Dispatch by The Department of Ambiguities

The Marge Report Live - Join Lead Investigator Marge as she presents findings from novel or twisted ongoing citizen-science experiments involving technology, bureaucracy, subscriptions, customer service, forms, portals, and other naturally occurring ambiguities. You can review a sampling of Marge's findings in the Dispatches section, recorded from ongoing field studies.

Marge reports these findings in 30-to-45-minute headliner sessions for professionals gathered for any number of reasons. As ever, her live reports are tailored to the unique interests of the group, often spontaneously, from the stage.

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On the Record

Marge is a Corporate Humoratarian, as no one should have to be subject to inappropriate comedy or dry presentations when at captive work events.

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Mandate & Protocol

The Department investigates the things that may or may not need air time: Whether being in compliance has made us complicit in something else. What it is about the elevator pitch that never quite gets anyone to the top. What to do when management's flavor of the month destroys the very thing it was meant to create. When the "special project" becomes a corporate participation trophy. And other matters, as they emerge.

We publish our findings weekly. The reader is left to reach their own conclusions.

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When Your ACQ Trumps Your IQ, EQ, and MBTI

There are personality tests, aptitude tests, leadership tests, love-language tests, tests that sort you into houses, tests that assign you a color, and tests that reveal which historical figure you would have been, which is invariably someone more interesting than you are. Most of them end the same way. They give you a number, a type, or a four-letter code, and for a moment you feel wonderfully explained.

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